Self- Imposed Sanctions

Is it possible for sports fan to give up college football?

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Labor Pains….

Labor day weekend came and pass, the college football embargo is holding strong. Since MSU wanted to get the limelight, they started their season on a Friday night. Fortunately for me, I had to work and record high school football. However, avoiding the highlights is insanely difficult.  On Facebook, I only saw this picture 9 times.

The next day, I had more work to do, but before I headed off, I gave a friend a call to wish him a Happy Birthday.
When the subject of the game came up. The conversation went like this:

Friend: “Did you see the game last night?”

Me: “No, I’m trying to avoid college football and not watch it for the year.”

Friend: “Well I don’t care, the game was awesome.”

Than he went into detail for 9 minutes about the game.

So after work, I headed to the woods away from the MSU talk and Michigan/Alabama game. However after reaching to the up north property, I ran into family members were saddened by the Michigan game. I normally would kick them while they are down with smartass lines about the game. Do you know how hard that is?!?!

Anyway, the embargo continues and gets more difficult as MSU head to Central Michigan, where I’m missing a drunken fun time. Crap.

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The Vegas Trials

Well with less than a week to go, my embargo on college football is about to begin. However, I have been riddled with temptation upon temptation. I recently went to a trip to Las Vegas and I gambled at the Venetian casino. Than I came across this thing of beauty.

After wiping away the tears of joy, I realized there are plenty of college bets to make. Do you know how hard that is?!?! Michigan State had a line 8 1/2 and great lines to win their division. Free money and social dependency to college football was sitting right there. However, I resisted and left gambling to the pros, pro football that is. I made a Super Bowl bet on my NFL team, the Detroit Lions.  Is it a waste of money to bet on a team that hasn’t made an actually Super Bowl, let alone win? Yes, yes, and yes. Hopefully, this semi-foolish bet will keep my eye on the NFL ball and not wander towards college football.

On a final note, when buying a plastic football filled with margarita, please keep that football dry or it will get slick from the condensation and bad things will happen.

Spring is Eternal and My College Football Grievances are Blooming

Since college football is not full swing, however, I still have things to “complain” about. I noticed on ESPN/Fox/NBC/Learning channel have been playing practices/scrimmages of major football powerhouses. First I would have to check on your sanity to be able to sit through that and then I question why are these networks are showing this? Besides that it’s program filler, it shows that these networks are willing to spend money to broadcast these games to generate interest for more ratings and money. So can we stop that these athletes are amateurs? The networks/conferences/bowl games are no longer making off of the game, but PRACTICE!

However, all is not lost, instead of a silly system that uses computers, biased coaches, bowl games, and TV networks to pick a sports championship game, a playoff system is coming. An article from the Chicago Tribune (link), the powers that be are trying to figure a system out where they will actually settle a champion on the field.

Although a playoff system would be great, it seems that are too many different interests are involved, college football postseason will only get messier before it’s all said and done. So in the meantime, I’m not wasting my time on college football and finding better things to do.

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